(the 'Sydney mobile marketing guy', not the 'Underbelly gangster dude')
Top ten best jokes judged at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 1) Tim Vine - "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." 2) David Gibson - "I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone." 3) Emo Philips - "I picked up a hitchhiker. You've got to when you hit them." 4) Jack Whitehall - "I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid." 5) Gary Delaney - "As a kid I was...